Actually, I think, "There's a zebra in the attic" is weirder. (I honestly have no idea when or where I first heard that sentence, I just know it's been more or less haunting me ever since I heard it for the first time)
I fear the presence of the outsiders will attract those of whom we do not speak. -But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk? -...Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking... about.
My friends and I were asked to help create some classroom rules and we came up with 10 real ones. Then my friend Aivan said we should make some other rules for fun. My friend Cara then said that and then I said "Hey. Why don't we start creating a new random retarded rule each week and call it the random rule of the week?" they agreed and we wrote them down for a while and then, well, we sorta stopped.